Soz, I don't know where else to put this, but look at the paint colours and room sets from a Dutch paint company called AkzoNobe (I think, I don't know Dutch).



Woooooowwwwie! How did they get inside my brain like that? It reminds me of something my number 1 hunky nutter Karl Lagerfeld said,

"Mein apartment is not a house. It is a spaceship for der city vere you don't feel bound by der earth"

What a guy.

Btw if anyone is reading this it's a bloody miracle. Someone asked me how much money I make from my blog a few months ago. LOLLL!

What you gonna do when you get out of jail?

This my gurrrrrl, and you need her mix.



Seriously, I'm so proud and honoured to know such talented babes.

http://www.discobelle.net/2010/01/20/manara-miracles-mixtape/

Twitter babe and fellow fierce bitch Sophie Heawood just alerted me to these pictures of Jacob Zuma (South African president duhhhhh) and his new wife Tobeka Madiba's wedding.
I hereby pronounce this the look of 2010.

If you've got £700 to spare you could do worse than buying this George Nelson bench on eBay


Or you could do what I plan on eventually doing and buy these Ikea drawers and make your own banging coloured cushions



Pow pow pow, how do you like me now? Badman for life.

LISTEN UP, I'm having a big clear-out. Take this stuff, gratis, before I put it on Ebay. Just holler if you want photos and detailed descriptions

Dansette type portable record player. You have to replace the plug
1970s five armed chrome ceiling light
Brownie Junior camera

I think that's it, I'll probably add to the list at some point.

I don't want anything in return, unless you insist. I like Catholic icons and cheap gold jewellery.

Like Harriet Harman, you know where to find me.

STORM CARNAGE!

Remember this banger?



I remember singing along to it on my imaginary walkman at a bus stop in Brikky when I was about five.

There's a picture in an attic of Betty Boo looking more and more like me.