Would you just LOOK at this pair of bad bitches? While them lot were runing round getting DJ Assault juice and making flyers, me and Becks were very bately taking FB photos. You could be mistaken for thinking I'm trying to disguise that as a "yeah we're too good for this nonsense" anecdote, but when you're very bately taking FB photos I don't think that's ever going to wash.
PS I love Becks. She's the only good thing to come out of going to shitty sink school Stockwell Park.

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I've got a great idea for my nails, which I'm going to go and execute now. My little nail is splittup like Sam and Lindsay though (second time I've made that joke in an hour) so I'm going to leave it and pretend it's a protest against coke nails. I've spent most of my life channeling Lisa Left Eye with asymetrical political fashion statements (in case you didn't notice) so why stop now?